Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out.

Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way?

Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents?

Do you do any _ or all _ of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose?

Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny?

Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself... and then you actually do?

SCORE: One point for each yes answer.
3-5: You are a shocking, shocking person! You will love this book.
1-2: You are quite shocking! You will love this book.
0: What a shocking score! You will love this book.