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YES / NO
Do you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?
Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?
Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?
Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun?
Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude?
SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer
3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.
0 You are DOOMED, you just don't realise it.
Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton
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